OTHER SMS

�FARAZ� Ye Kya Ho Geya Hy,
Har �DOST� Ab Kanj0us Ho Gya Hy,

Koi Nai Pochta Haal-E-Dil �MOHSIN�
Lagta Hy Un Ka Zameer So Geya Hy,

Pehly To Miss Call Dy Diya Karty Thy �GHALIB�
Ab Lagta Hy Mera Numbar Un Sy Delete Ho Geya Hy

Is SMS Ko Parh K Agar Aye Msg �IQBAL�
TO Samjhna K Is Nazam Ka Un Par Asr Ho Geya Hy,

Aur Agar Na Aye Koi Reply To Samjh Lena �WASI�
Dost Ab Tumhara DHEET Ho Gaya Hy

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'FARAZ vs WASI

Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta "Faraz"
Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hen.

Wasi reply to Faraz

Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "wasi"
Zara par kya nikl aein apna hi Aashyana bhool jaty hain.'

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1. Ghalib

Zahid Sharab Pene Dey Masjid Main Beth Kar,
Ya Woh Jaga Bata Jahan Khuda Nahi..

2. Iqbal

Masjid Khuda Ka Ghar Hai Pene Ki Jagah Nahi,
Kafir K Dil Main Ja Wahan Par Khuda Nahi...

3. Faraz

Kafir K Dil Se Aya Hon Main Yeh Dekh Kar,
Khuda Mujood Hai Wahan, Usy Hee Pata Nahi..


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'"Mohsin sayz"

Bikney Waly Our bhi hain Ja Kar Khareed Lo "MOHSIN"

Ham Log Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat Se Mila Kartey Hain..
"Faraz rplied"2 Mohsin

Agar Chahoon
tu aik nigah mein khareed loon usko ""Faraz"",

Jis ko naaz hai bohat
k bikta nahi hoon main......!

=wasi replied=2 faraz..

Bohat naz hai tujko teri is nigaahe ulfat per, =wasi=

magar hum wo nahen pyare jo nigahen chaar krte hain...'

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WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
.
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice 4 her
.
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY?
.
Just Smile,
Game over
.
Koi standard e nai chawlan da:-)

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Larka izhaar e mohabat karay to larki kay ye 5 jawab hosaktay hain:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko BAAI samjhti hoon
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone

Aur larki izhaar e mohabat karay to larkay kay 5 jawab ye hongay:

1) g g
2) kiun nai g
3) han g
4) bilkul g
5) HAAAAAN ;-)

Kmino kuch standrd bnao apna.

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Such kahun mujh ko ye Unwaan bura lagta hai,

Zulm Sehta huwa insaan bura lagta hai..

Kis qadar ho gayi Masroof ye duniya apni,

Ek din Thehrey tu Mehmaan bura lagta hai..

Un ki Khidmat tu bohat door, Bahoo baito�n ko,

Budhey Maa Baap ka farmaan bura lagta hai.

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Faraz Yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Tujhay Party mei Bula k dekh liya,

Mout bhe hum se Door Bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k neechey bhi aa k Dekh liya,

Martay Nahi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ Sagar,
Safeguard se bhe Naha k Dekh liya,

Koi Sunta nahe FARYAD-E-GHALIB,
Radio pe bhe Gaa k Dekh liya,

DIL ka pata Nahi Chalta WASI,
X-RAY Bhe karwa k Dekh liya.

Faraz k ulty seedhy shair bnany se ye baaz nhi aaty �IQBAL�..
Boht in nojwano ko samjha k dekh liya. . . . . !


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Jo ansu na hote aankho me!
To aankhen itni khubsurat na hoti!!
Jo dard na hota dil me!
To khushi ki keemat pata na hoti!!
Jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne!
To wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti!!
Agar maagne se puri ho jaati muraadein!
To uss khuda ki kabhi zaruratt na hot!!.

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�Kitna ikhtiyar tha usko apni chahat pe
�Mohsin�
Is liye jab chaha yad kiya jab chaha bhula diya�
�janta tha wo mujko behlane k har andaz
�faraz�
Is liye jab chaha hansa diya jab chaha rula diya�
�Rakhta to tha wo mera bohut hi kheyal
�Wasi�
Is liye jab chaha khafa kiya jab chaha mana liya�
�Lagta to tha usko ha mujse bohut hi piyar
^SaGaR^
Is liy jab chaha apna bana liya jab chaha daman chura liya..!!!!

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,:?�?;,
?; %,?;
__)(__
/____/

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola He-

agaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.

Get Well Soon Mamu

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An Optimistic answer By Broken Heart
Boy.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
YOU broke my heart into many pieces.Thanx now I can give them to many girls. :P

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Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~


~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo'n ko De Dia ~*~

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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye..

Papers ho par result na aye..

Class ho par teacher na aye..

Bus mein baithe par college na jaye�

Picnic per jaye ur wapas na ayein..

Hafte mein 3 din ho or phir Sunday ajaye�

Sote rahe din bhar�sham ko ghumne jaye..

Hum bilkul na parhe ur pass ho jaye..

Sab dost sath rahe or chuttiyan manae�

Jisay chahte hay dil se wo apna ho jaye�

Barish mein bhige ur zoor se gana gaye�

Duniya bhool jaye phir se bacche ban jaye�

Bheer se dur yoon hii duniya banae�

Sari Zindgai bas yuh hi kaat jaye..

Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jaye�

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye.. ! =D

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Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya Or
Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsurat Darwaza Lagaya
lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~
Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya to woh bola

Dil ka darwaza andar se khola jata hai bahir se nahi
Think It!

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Nobody In The World

Can Hav A

Crystal Clear Heart...!!

Bcoz

Everyone's Heart Has

Some Scratches

Scribbled By

Their Dear Ones...

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I cAn c u
In My hAnds

whenever I join them 4 prayer,

Ur face is
one of those
Who live in
My heart,

Bcoz Our Relation
Is From
HEART 2 HEART

*Not*

sms 2 sms.

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28 sEp DunIa bHr mE"WoRLD Heart Day" MnAyA Jaye gA
.

.

.


PLz tUm CeminaAr atTend Kr Lena
I cAn't atTend

B-C�z

"Hmara DiL ApkAy pAsS hAi"

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Dukh ...

Bicharne Ka Nahi Hota

Bal K

Un Rishto'n k Tuutne Ka Hota Hy

Jo Barso'n Ki Rafaqat K Baad

Pal Main Tuut Jate Hyn ...

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I don't knw if i am an imprtant & valued 1 in ur lyf or nt..
Bt yes, I jst hope whn i'll die u'll cum little nearer to my coffin nd body, will hav couple of tears rolled out of ur eyes,
saying slowly..
UTH JA NA YAAR...!!!

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Sahil ki geeli rait pr
main ny us sy poocha,


tera mashgala kia hai?


US ny palkain jhuka kr


muskura kr,



mera 'Naam' likha aur mita dia...!!

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Sulook us ne mujh se kisi cigrette sa kiya,

Pehle jlaya, phir piya, paon rakha masal diya,

Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waQt k liye,

pehle lgaya honton se or phir dhuwen me urra diya,

Apni saansain khench k meri khushbu khud me basa li,

Meri j?lti hoi raakh ko apni ungliyon se gira diy?...!

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A Beautiful Poetry Combination Ever:


Parveen Shakir said:



"Mairay paas say jo guzra, maira haal tak na poocha,

Main kaisay maan jaon kay woh door ja kay roya."


Ahmad Faraz said:

"Tairay paas say jo guzray to junoon mein thay Faraz,

Jab door ja kay socha to zaar zaar roye."

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==ITWAR==
==:SPECIAL:==

Dekhna chaho jo hamare Pyar ko,

To aao kabhi Itwar ko,

Teras gay hn tere didar ko,

Chaker lagao na isi itwar ko,

Kya khob sanwara he zulfe talwar ko,

Saja lo apni Aankhen aur labo rukhsar ko,

Kab samjho gay hamare Pyar ko,

AA RAHY HO NA PHIR ITWAR KO....
Happy sunday :p

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Independance Day SMS

Happy Birthday.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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I have someting 4 u.

Close ur eyes.
1

2

3

4

5

6




CHEATER!!!

U didn't close your eyes.

So nothing 4 u Except

My love & prayers

Happy Independence Day

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00:03

00:02

00:01

00:00

(((DhuzZ)))
=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
14 Aug Mubarak!
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DON jub chahta hai
14 AUG manata hai!!!

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Chand Roshan Chamakta Sitara rahe,
Sab se ooncha ye jhanda hamara rahe.

Happy Independence day Pakistan!


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Watan Hamara Misaal Mohabat Ki
Todta Hai Deewaar Nafrat Ki
Meri Khush Naseebi
Mili Zindagi Is Chaman Mein
Bhula Na Sake Koi Iski Khushbo
Saton Janam Mein


Happy Independence Day!

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Ii
Ii
Ii
Ii
Ii
Ii
Ii

Jashan-e-Azadi Pe Jhanda Lagane K Lie
Do�T Ki Tarf �Y �Danda�
Qabool Ho

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Khoon e Dil de K Nekhareen Ge Rukh Barg e Gulab
Hum Ne Gulshan Kay Tahafaz ke Qasam Khai Hay

Happy Independence Day

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Jis Dais k Koochay Koochay Mai
Aflaas Aawara Phirti Ho

Jo Dharti Bhook Ugalti ho
Aur Dukh Falak se Girta ho

Jahan Bhookay Nangay Bache Bhi
Aahoon pe Paalay Jaate hon

Jahan Sachai k Mujrim Bhi
Zindan mai Daale Jaate Hon

Us Dais ki Mitti Barson se
Ye Dukh Jigar Per Sehti Hai

Aur Apne Dais k Logon ko
�Aazadi Mubarak� Kehti Hai

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Our life is full of Colors
I hope this Independence Day will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

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�No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect�
.
.
.
Happy Independence day.

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Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper � Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya � Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*

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.:*��*:._.:*��*:,
Happy
�+._.+*�*+._.+�
Independence
�+._.+*�*+._.+�
DAY

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Zindagi Shayari

Piyaar to zindagi ko sajane k liye hai
Per zindgai bus dard barhane k liye hai
Mere andar ki udaasi kash koi parhe
Ye hansta hua chehra zamane k liye hai


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Guzar jaienge tumhare wo pal achay

Jinhin hum intzar aur tum waqt kehty ho

Kya pata tum kab bhol jao ye mohabat

Jise hum zindagi aur tum aik Lafz kehty ho.


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Teri yaari da mull asi utaar nahi sakde,

Tu mange jaan te kar inkaar nahi sakde,

Mannya k zindagi lendi imtehan bare,

Par tu howe naal te asi haar nahi sakde.


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AAoO Aaj TUm Ko ApNi ZiNDaGI Sy MiLaooN
Kia TuM APni ANkHeIn Ik LaMhY K LiAy BaNd KaR SaKtY Ho PLz.
SHuKaRIA.
KiTna ANDheRa HAI Na.
Ye Meri ZiNDaGi He
TUmharY BINA.

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Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai

{JEE LIJIYE}

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Ek lamho mein usne zindegi sawar di....

Aur ek lamho mein usne zindegi ujar di....

Kasoor unka nehi,hamara tha....

Jo un do lamho mein zindegi guzar di..!!

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Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

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'SOCHO!
Mere Baghair Apki Zindagi Kesi Hogi,
DEKHO!





































KHALi KHALi HY NA?
;-)'

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Zindgi
"ABC"
ka majmoaa hy



?


A=Aitbaar
B=Bharosa
C=Chahat
D=Dosti
E=Enaayat
F=Faisla
G=Gham
H=Hmdam
I=Intzar
J=Justuju
K=Khayal
L=Lamhy
M=Muhabbat
N=Narazgi
O=Omeed
P=Pyar
Q=Qismat
R=Rishty
S=Smjhota
T=Tamanna
U=Udasiyan
V=Virasat
W=Wada
X=Xcuse
Y=Yaden

in sb felings sy milkr banti hy

Z=Zindagi

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*Tip of the Day*

�Zindagi� ki misal barf Ki Tarah Hai,

Is liye
NEIK kamon me guzaro,

Q k,

pigal To Rahi Hai,

Pata nai kab Khatam ho jaye.

Enjoy Your Life

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Wo samar tha meri Duaaon ka

Usay kisne apna bana lia

Meri Neend kisne Ujaar di

Mara khwab kisne chura lia

Tujhe kia bataon ae Dilnasheen

Tere ishq main teri yaad main

Kabhi guftagu rahi phool se

Kabhi chand chhat pe bula lia

Mere chand hone ki Hasratain

Mere khushbu hone ki kwahishain

Tu juda hua to yun laga

Maine Zindagi ko ganva dia �.!

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Dil Se Roye Magr Honton Se Muskra Bethay.

Yunhi Hum Kisi Se Wafa Nibha Bethay.

Wo Humain Ek Lamha Na De Paye.

Jin k Liye Hum Apni
>>==Zindagi=> Gunwa Bethay

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Dil� kal bhi bebas tha dil aaj bhi majboor hai..

Har khwaahiish par aah bharna shayad zindagi ka dastoor hai..

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Mat pucho sawal itne,zindagi khud ek sawal bankar reh gayi hai.
Seene mein itne gam hain ki,Har khushi ek khayal bankar reh gayi ha

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    Hum To Gham Ke Maare Hain Phir Hume Sataa Rahi Hai Zindagi,..
    Muskuraakar Humne Ghamon Ko Jhela Ab Rulaa Rahi Hai Zindagi,..

    Jiski Zindagi Ko Humne Apna Lahoo Dekar Abaad Kiyaa,..
    Aaj Khud Apni Saanson Ko Mitaa Rahi Hai Zindagi,..

    Kya Karoon Ab �Azeem� Zindagi Mujhse Khafaa Hogayi,..
    Dekar Dil Ko Gham Ye Jism Ko Jalaa Rahi Hai Zindagi,..

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Har kadampe imtihan leti hai zindagi,
Har wakt naye sadme deti hai zindagi.
Hum zindagi se shikwa kaise kare,
Aap jaisa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi

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Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Lamba Safar Hai,
Kisi Aashiq Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Mushkil Paheli Hai,
Arre Dosto Zindagi Ka Arth Toh Sirf Voh Bata Sakta Hai,
Jiski Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Koi Saheli Hai!!!

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Aisi lagi udaas sar-E-shaam zindagi,

Jaisay kisi ki aankh ka ilzam zindagi.

Apne jahan main daikha tere baad kuch nehi,

Hum ne laga di aaj tere naam zindagi.

Jis k bina ye saans mujhay doobti lagi,

Ja k usay bhi dhoond kisi shaam zindagi.

Ye pyar dard na ban sakay jis k nashay main,

Mujh ko pila de aaj wohi jaam zindagi.

Ab doston k haath mere haath main nahi,

Gi
ay laga hoon aaj mujhay thaam ZINDAGi !

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Kabhi Un ka Naam Lena

Kabhi Un Ki Baat KaRNa

Mera Zauq Un Ki Chahat

Mera Shauq Un Pe MaRNa

Kabhi Chalte Chalte Thamna

Aur Tham k Beth Jana

Kabhi Larkhara k GiRNa

Aur Gir K Phir Sambhalna

Kabhi Raat Raat Rona

Kabhi Din Charhey Sisakna

Kabhi Darya Darya Rehna

Kabhi Boondh Ko Tarasna

Hamesha Koi Wasta Hy Apna

YEHI ZINDAGI HY APNI

YEHI RASTA HY APNA �

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Zara see baat Dair tak Rulati Rahi

Khushi me bhi Aankh Ashk bahati rahi

koi mil k kho gaya

koi kho k mil gaya

Bas zindagi hamko Aise hi  Azmaati Rahi

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khul gai aankh phir se ghum-e- dunia ko sehny k liye. . . .
Ay zindgi tera safar or kitna taveel hy.

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Zaindgi me 2 Cheezain Totny k Liye hoti
hen Aas OR Sans ,
Sans Totny Se Insan
Ek he Bar Marta hy

Par.
Aas Totny Se Insan
Pal Pal Marta hy

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  Meri  ZINDAGI.!
    Mujhay yeh bata
    Mujhay bhool kar
    Tujhe kya mila.

    Meri hasratoon
    Ka hisab day,
    Dil toor kar,
    Tujhe kya mila

    Tere 4 din k
    Pyar se mujhe,
    Umar bhar ka
    Ghum mila

    Me toot kar
    Bhikhar gye,
    Mujhe toor kar
    Tujhe kia mila...?

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Zindagi Ka Safar Toh Ek Haseen Safar Hai
Her Kisii Ko Kisii Na Kisii Ki Talash Hai
Kisii Ke Pass Manzil Hai Toh Raah Nahi
Aur Kisii Ke Pass Rah Hai Toh Manzil Nahi�

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Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein Kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar Rahi Hai Zindagi Imtehan Ke Daur Se.
Ek Khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai�

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Zindgi Haseen Hai Zindgi Se Pyar Karo,
Hai Andhera To Kya,
Ujale Ka Intezar Karo,
Wo Pal Bhi Ayega Jiska Intzar Hai Apko,
Rab Par Bhrosa Or Waqt Par Aitbar Karo�

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badi Jaani Pehachani Lagti Ho Tum,
Kabhi Badi Anjani Lagti Ho Tum,
Kya Bataye Tumhe Ae Zindagi,
Kitni Bemani Lagti Ho Tum,
Jeete Hai Jiske Liye, Usi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi,
Hazaar Khushiyan Hai Daman Me Per Muskurane Ke Liye Waqt Nahi,
Kabhi Hum Yuh Bhi Socha Karte Hai Ae Zindagi
Kya Hoti Hai Yeh Zindagi�

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Is ZINDGI ki bhi kya kahani hai,

kabhi DHUP kabhi Chhawn yahi iski nishani hai

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Tassavur Me Jab Tasveere Yaar Hoti He
Zindagi Tab Khushgavaar Hoti He
Zindagi Zindagi Nahin Rehti
Muflisi Ka Jab Shikaar Hoti He
Jigar Ka Tukra Tha Kisi Ka Jo Jal Gayee
Zindagi Yun Bhi Sharmsaar Hoti He
Havaniat Panapti Rahi Dorti Car Me
Zindagi Tab Laachaar Hoti He
Soch Samajh Ke Kharch Ki Zindagi Hamne
Kuchh Na Haath Laga Ye Nagavaar Hoti He
Aadmi Aadmi Nahin Rehta
Zindagi Jab Daagdaar Hoti He
Kuchh Na De Dikhai Daulat Ke Siva
Zindagi Tab Bimaar Hoti He�

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Kuch Khushi Ke Pal Leke Aayi Yeh Zindagi
Phir Sapne Suhane Bunne Lagi Yeh Zindagi

Maine Kiya Sawal Toh Jawab banke Aayi Yeh Zindagi
Khushk rahoN par fir barsat leke ayi yeh zindagi

Dard �e- Dil Par Dawa Banke Aayi Yeh Zindagi
Maine Badhaya Haath to Thamne Aayi Yeh Zindagi

Main Samajhti Rahi Maine Hi Banayi Yeh Zindagi
Ik Din Bichad Gayi Fir Haath Na Aayi Yeh Zindagi

Mere Zakhm Dekh Ke Muskurayi Yeh Zindagi
Meri Hai Zindagi Ki Hai Parayi Yeh Zindagi

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Meri Zindagi Main Faqat..

Do He Kaam,

Na Mumkin Rahy..

Tujhy Paa Lene Ki Tamana..

Ya Phir ?

Tujhe Bhool Jane Ki Khawaish.

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Hum ko apne dil mein basaye rakhna,

Hamari yaadon ke charaagh jalaye rakhna,

Bohot lamba hai safar zindagi ka,

Ek hissa hum ko bhi banaye rakhna

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Jab Zindagi ko samjha
to zindagi se dor
the HUM,
Marna chaha pr jeene ko majbor the hum,

Hr saza kabol ki Humne
sar jhuka kr,
kasor itna tha k bekasor the HUM.

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Kuch Apni Tabiyat Hi Juda Lagti Hai
Ab To Kuch Apni Tabiyat Hi Juda Lagti Hai,
Saans Leta Hu To Zakhamo Ko Hava Lagti Hai?
Kabhi Hum Se Razi To Kabhi Hum Se Khafa Lagti Hai,
?
Aye Meri Zindagi Tuhi Bata Tu Meri Kya Lagti Hai�

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Meri Zindagi Kay Raaz Main Aik Raaz Tum Bhi Ho
Meri Bandagi Ki Pyas Main Aol Pyas Tum Bhi Ho
Tum Kia Ho Kuch To Ho Yaa Kuch Nahi Magar
Meri Zindagi Ki Kash Main Aik Kash Tum Bhi Ho

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Velentine Day SMS

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage�


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1 Pathan Ko Log Maar Rahy Thy.

Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha Kyon Maar Rahy Ho?


Log Bolay:



Subah Se Pooch Raha Hai.


Valentine's Day Ki Namaz Kitne Bajy Hogi.


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Ruthi hui aankhon mein intezar hota hai,

Na chahty huy be pyar hota hai,

Kiun dekhty hain hum wo sapny,

Jinky tutny par be unky sach hony ka intezar hota hai

Happy Valentines Day


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Zaruri nai wo shakhs muj se pyar kre,
Kuch b na kre bus aitbar kre,

Ek phool le aye wo mere lye ek din,
Chahe sara sal pathron se sangsar kre,

Kbi to wo mery liye udas ho,

kabi chand ki roshni men mera intzar kary,

Wo chup rahy to bhi shikwa nai mujhy,

Ankhon sy he sahi kabi to izhar kary,

happy velentine day

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Plz plz plz sab doston sy appeal hai k valentine�s day ka bycott kren
kiun k
.
�Meray nal koi v larki phans nai  rahi �
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY

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Velentine day par

I           YOU,

Khali jaga main ap mere liye kya likhna chahte ho?
Select from these
12
38
70
19
55
68
92
51
99
07
Reply Must.

.

12=I hate  U.
38=I miss U
70=I am only 4 U
19=I Love U
55=I Kiss U
68=I Like U[love you jan ]
92=I Pray 4U
51=I fight with U
99=I kill u
07=I wait 4u

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Girl: Valentines day qareeb hai Janu..
Kya Gift dogAy?

Boy: Kya chaHye?

Girl: Ring
.
.
.
Boy: Ring dunga per uthana nahi, Balance kam hai :

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valentines day poetry

ek tamana hai faqt mujhi pe mehrban raho,
tum kisi or ko dekho to bura lagta hai.

meri chaht ka taqaza hai mere sath raho,
ghair ka hath jo thamo to bura lagta hai.

arzo hai tere har roop ko har pal dekhon,
tum mere pas se uttho to bura lagta hai.

roz-o-shab aaj bhi parwha hai tumhari mujh ko,
tum kisi or ko socho to bura lagta hai.

ye mari rooh tarsti hai tumhari khushboo ko,
tum kahein or jo mehko to bura lagta hai

Happy Valentine Day!

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valentines day poetry

Tum ko kuch kehna chaha lekin tum ne kuch pucha hi nhi
Tm ko kuch batana chaha lekin tum ne kuch suna hi nhii

Tum ko nazre utha kar dekha lekin tum ne dekha hi nahi
Tm meri zindagi me aye lekin tum ko pata hi nhi

Tum ko kuch dena chaha lekin tum ne kuch manga hi nhi
Tm ko rokna chaha lekin tum ne murrr ke dekha hi nhi

Tum se maine mohabbat ki lekin sab kuch samjh kar bhi
Tum ne kuch samjha hi nhi

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JAB Beti chokhat par aajaey,

Or Izzat ka bayopar karay,

JAB Bap ki Izzat kho jaye,

JAB Qaum ki Ghairat so jaye,

JAB Bhai ko Tanay miltay hon,

JAB Behno k Dil jaltay hon,

JAB Mauon ki Nazarien jhok jaye,

JAB Sans Labo par ruk jayie,

JAB Sharam-O- Haya ka ameza,

JAB ik Kanwari doshiza,

JAB Baysharmi ko apna lay,

JAB Khud ko Zilat may dhalay,

JAB Ghair k Senay lag jaye,

Or Apna ap gunwa ay,

To aisi halat ko logo,

tum velentine kehte ho,,,

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48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That's 'U' My dear valentine

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Smile today. it makes a beautiful day!
enjoy today. it makes a joyful day.
love today. it makes wonderful everyday.
Wish you a Happy Valentines Day!

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I asked my girlfriend.

What she wanted on valentine's day. She said,

"Nothing would make me happier than some diamond earrings."
So I got her nothing ;)
HpY ValEnTiNe's DaY

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chale gaye hai dur kuch pal k liye,
magar karib hai har pal k liye,
kise bhulayenge aapko ak pal k liye,
jab ho chuka hai pyar umar bhar k liye.....
a very wonderful happy valentines day..

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What Is The Best Gift For ? Valentine's Day ??

1. Red Roses
2. Heart Box Of Chocolates
3. Perfume
4. Cute Bear
5. A Card, And A Kiss
6. Romantic Diner
7. No Gift At All
8.Other ?

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* BREAKING NEWS *

Valentine's Day Cancelled...!
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Mathematical Proof:
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14-02-12=0 ... =P =D

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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that

I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

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Apke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai,
Dil me basi hai jo wo apki hi Surat hai,
Door jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulkar bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki Zarurat hai.
Happy Valentine�s Day!

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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai..
Ajj Iqraar Ker Hi Do..Dear..
Happy Valentine�s Day..

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Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya
Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Sambhalo
Mujhe Phone Kar K Kehti Hai K Aj Se 16 Din Bad
Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo
Happy Valentine�s Day

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Student & Exam SMS

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .


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Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :-O


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Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)


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Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast Kar liya hai FARAZ...



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Suna hai matric ka Result Aanay Wala hai. :-(

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Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen

K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai.

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*exam ka khouf*
*tarapta student*
*shitani books*
*result wala jin*
*neend ki mout*
*pyasaa examiner*


*SSssssshhhhhhh Result ana wala hai.........

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School
Ye dunia ye mefil mere kam ki nahi

Tution
Idher chala main udhar chala jane kaha main kidher chala

Maths
Ajab dastan hai yeh kahan shuru kahan khatm

Science
Ab khushi se Khudkushi kar le

Exam
Zehrili raatein neendein ur jati hain

Result
Dhak Dhak karne laga oh mora jiya ra drne laga

Pass
Aj ma upar asman niche aj main aage zmana hai peeche

fail
Chan se jo tota koi spna jag sona sona lagay jag sona sona lagay

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Janay kaisay jeetay hain log yaadon k saharay

Faraz

Hum to aik Chapter yaad kar k sotay

hain wo b subha tak bhool jata hy.

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Studnt Problm>
Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai
Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai
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Parhen B To Kia Parhen?
Har Page Pe �SHEELA� Ki Tasvir Nazar ati hai.

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Teacher:
Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy?

Student:
Sir Mehmaan Aye Huwe The.

Teacher:
O I See�

Student:
Na ji
Agr O I Hondi
Te Me Aj V Na Anda.

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Exclusive Poetry For Students Only!

Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala,

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Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It�tala. :-)

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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess, So,
I asked My Heart; is it Love?
Heart replied

�Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..�

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Kehtay Hain K Zindagi Imtihan Leti Hai,

Lekin Yahan To Imtihano Ne Zindagi Le Li

Voice Of Every Student.

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Smoking Efects Lungs
Drinking Efects Liver
Grls Efect Heart
But D Most Dangerx One Is:
STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Sidha Coma Me Jaoge� =P
Avoid It� ;-

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Message Of The Week:

Dad Caught His Son
Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song

Padh Le Beta !
Sheela Toh Exams K Baad
Bhi Jawan Rahegi !!

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Sadqa Dainay Say
Sab Balain Tal
Jati Han!!

Siwaey
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Result K ;-) :-(

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If U Fail In Xams:

Dad Says 3 Words
Ullu Da Patha

Mom Says 3 Words
Hor Khel �ahr

Brother Says 3 Words
Nalaiq Kahin K

Frnd Says 3
�ismillah Tusi V
 ;O)

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Daastan E Student

Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha,Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Hum Saar I Kitabon Ko Choolhay,Main Jala Daitay

Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi,Naakaaam Huwe Aakhir
Hum Paas To Ho Jatay Jo Wo  Naqal Kara Daitay

Parchay Jo Milay Hum Ko Sab Khali Diay Humne
Salim Wo Safai K Number Hi Laga Daitay

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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
K Har Teacher Ne Mujhe Marks Dene Ki Saazish Ki Hai
Ye Exams Bhi Apne Hindi Filmon Ki Tarah Hote Hain

Ant Tak Sab Kuch Achha Ho Hi Jata Hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Mein Paas Hona Chahte Ho

To Saari Kaaynat Tumhe Usko Paas Karane Me Lag Jati Hai
Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hota..

To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Hue
SUPPLY Abhi Baaki Hai Mere Dost

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'DAD;Paper kesa hua?
SON:
Sirf Q1 reh gya
Q2 aa nhi raha tha
Q4 karna bhol gya
Q5 nazar nhi aya
Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha
DAD:
OR Q3?
SON:
Sirf wohi ghalat hwa!'

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'Mil kar karty thy tafri jin k sath

Aaj un doston se milne ko dil tarsta hy

Har pal muskurate thy jo chehray

Aaj unhe dekhny ko dil trsta hy

Nafrat thi jis class rooms se

Aaj wahn se guzrne ko dil tarsta hy

Zindgi k sub se haseen wo pal

Aaj "W0 LIFE" phir se jeene ko dil tarsta hy.
I miss my frinds and my collge'

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'What is 1+4+3 ?



I+��ve+U


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I+�ike+U


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I+Miss+U


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I+Kiss+U


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1+4+3 Means


1+4+3 = 8


M�THS pe Dehaan d�,


R�M��C� pe nhi..?'

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'Funny but real Fact

Jo aankho se rehte hai door
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Arz hai
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Jo aankho se rehte hain door
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Wo topics exams me aate hai zaroor

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Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi�!

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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,

Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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'Aey ALLAH! Un Tamam Students
Ko Exam Mein Kamyab Farma
Jinhe Saal Bhar Parhne Ki Fursat
Na Mili,
Un Masoom Hathon Ko Himmat Dy
Jinhon Ny Unlimitd Sms Packages
Ko Kbhe Zaya Nhi Hone Diya,
Khudaya Un Aankhon Ko
Imtehaan Mein Roshni Ata Karna
Jo T.V Or Net Py Beth K Kamzor Ho
Gaee Hain,
Un Ghareeb Bachun Bachiyon Ki
Madad Farma Jo Happy Hours Me
Bat Krty Rhy Or Parh Nahi Saky

AAMEEN

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'Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo Faraz ki Behan "Farzana"


Hamaray Pehley Hee imteHaan hone wale Hain "SALANA"'

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4 studnts ne papr ki tyari nai ki
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unho ne 1 mansuba bnaya
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or wo agly din principal k pas gae
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or kaha
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�sir hm shadi me gae thy,
rste me gari ka tyre phat gya,
hum sari raat dhaka lgaty rhy
es lye parh nhi sake
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principal ne maan lia
or unhe 4 din ka time dia
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4 din k bd unhn mukhtalif rooms me bithaya
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or sirf 1 swal dia
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Q-KONSA TYRE PHATA THA?
1-front rite
2-front lft
3-back rite
4-back lft
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same jawab do sb pass
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Moral
ustadan nal ustadi nai chaldi.

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Exam me Sawal aya k,

CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha,

pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha,

APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA.

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(its challenge)

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SECRETS OF SUCCESS
�
1. Kabhi top na karo
warna log tum se jalne lage gay.

2. Hamesha late class mein jao
iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.

3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.

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Wat R D Most Powerful 3 Words
Other Dan i LOVE U?
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�RESULT AA GAYA�
Ye 3 Words Haste Khelte Insan Ki
Ek Pal Me Duniya Ujar Sakte Hain :) :)

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A letter 2 the Direct0r Of Federal Board >

�Salam Salay,

Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hy?

Kameen0! Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy.
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy
jaise kisi ki m0ut ka badla le rhy h0.
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb
Einstine ki oladein hain! Tera baap bhi pass na ho!

Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gaa

Yours Faithfully ,

Pagal Hon Jo Nam Likhon�:-D :P :P

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Sir In Exam: Why are u So confused??

Did You Forget your Pen??

Roll Number..???

Calculator..??

Student: o.O Chup kar ja Maama

Idhar main parchi galat subject ki lay aya aur tujhe pen pencil ki parhi hai :@ :P

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Height of Innocence:

Kid (on phone): Madam, my son
will not come to
school today.
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Madam: Who is speaking ?
Kid: My papa is Speaking !! (-_- )..

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Sir in exam: Why are you so confused ?
Did you forget your pen???

Roll Number..?

Calculator..?


Student:
O chup kar ja maama
ethay main parchi ghalat subject di le aya
tenu pen pencil di agg lagi aye.

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Time Pass SMS

Ajj Ki Hamar�
Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai �Khamoshi� , , ,



















SHUKRIA.. ;->
GHAZAL Sunny Ka



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Dear Mere Pass Balance Nhi He
Plz 30 Ka Load Karwa Dn
Jaldi

Kanjos Insan
Kabhi Aadha Msg B Parh Lya Krn


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Mat Parh

Mat Parh

Chor Day

Mat Parh

Aray Janey Day

Abay Mat Parh

Chal Mera Keya Jata Hai

Parh Lay

Mainey Kon Sa Kuch Likha Hai.



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Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?

Kitna

�PYAR�-Bhra

Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya

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Yeh dunia badi jaalim hai.

















Rahne do button dabane se nahi badlegi.

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Agar Aap Kahin Ja Rahe Ho
Or Kali Billi Rasta Kate To Is Ka Kia Matlab He ?

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Is Ka Matlab He K Kali Billi B Kain Ja Rai He

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Oye Ruko!!!

Abi Delete Mat Karo�

Neeche Karo,



Or Neeche



Thora Or Neeche



Bas

Chalo
Ab
Delete Kar Do

>.<

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Ohh Ye Dekho
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Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Chal Aja Cricket Kehlte
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'Maa beti sy:

Beti dodh ka glass p lo

Beti:No mama'
mujy nhi pina

Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?

Beti:maa apko b to dodh pasand nhi' phr b ap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaongi

Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti
Agr meri achi beti ho to dodh peelo' wrna mei tm se khafa ho jaon gi,

Beti:mama mujhe dodh pasnd to nai hai lakin ap khafa na hon mai p leti hon,

beti ne dodh pi lia,r apka shukria itna ghor se sms parhne ka:-)'

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Msg Pura parhain plz Meharbani ho gi

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Bari meharbani..!

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'AAP KO AIK KAHANI SONATA HOON�
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KASI LAGI ACHI THI NA BATANA ZAROOR

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'kehna cahti hon keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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Allah Hafiz'

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'Chnd lines pesh kr raha hun,
pasand ayen to Taaliyan baja kr Duaon se Navaziye ga





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shukriya'

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'Jo
Ho gaya
wo
Ho gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
wo Hoga
or
Jo Nahi
Hona Hy
wo
Nahi Hoga
Kyun k
Jo
Hona Hy
wo to
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab
Dekhna ye Hy
K
Kia Hoga?
or
kese Hoga
or
nahi Hoga
to
Kia Nahi
Hoga?
Hone Ko to
Kuch B Hoga
Yehi
Sochna Hy
K
Kia Hoga?
Agr
Kuch Hoga
to thek Hoga
or
Nahi Hoga
to b
thek Hoga
or
Thek Nahi Hoga
to Kuch
Kese thek
Hoga?
Ab ap batao
k agey
Kia Hoga?
Nahi pata?
To
Kisi or Ko
ye msg
Bhejo
Time Pass Hoga
Nahi Hoga
To wo pagal to zaror hoga.'

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'Ek tha Raja


Ek thi Rani


Dono mar gae,
Khatam Kahani!


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Neeche Kya Laash dakhne hy?
Bola na Kahani Khatam. . . .'

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Dear all,

My wedding is fixed next month, second week inshalla.

So do come




mera matlab tha jub ho ge to asy msg karon ga.

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pAtA hAi kiA�

















chAlO rEhnAy dO�.bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi�.;->

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Jb koi Sms nhi karta.
itna gussa aata h.
dil to chahata hai.
Chappal utar kar





Aaram se baith jau aur sochu
bhejna hi nahi aata hoga.

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Ankho se aansoun ki judai kar do�
Dil se gamo ki vidai kar do�
Agar dil na lage kahi,

To Aa jao




MERE GHAR KI SAFAI KAR DO�

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Means �Khushi�;-)

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Aap Main 10 Qualities Hain..!

1. Aap Buhat Achay Hain.

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10.

Baaki Mazaak Kal Karain Gay..

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Ye Jo Dil Hota Hy Na

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Ye Humari Body Ki
Left Side Py Hota Hy.

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Yaar

Ye Dekho�




































Kisi Ne Pora
Khaali Msg Bheja Hai..

Yeh Koi Insaneyt Ha?

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Hina Ne Sana Ko
Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko
Nadia Ne Nazia Ko
Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko
Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko
Aliya Ne Aamina Ko
Bushara Ne Babra Ko
Aneela Ne Ateeqa Ko
Farah Ne Rizwna Ko
Humera Ne Kiran Ko
Sakina Ne Shakila Ko

Aur Maine Yeh Message Ap Ko Bhej Diya

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Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai

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Socho�..?





Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Ha!

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MBNP Ka Full Form Kya Hai..?

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�Mughe Bhi Nahi Pata�

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Dil To Chahta Hai..
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Chapal Pehn Lo

Darte Q Ho Yaar

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Bahut Se Bewkoof Log

Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe
Dusro Ki Ha Me Ha Milate Hai�.
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Ab Aap Hi Bataye Main Sahi Keh Raha Hu Na ?

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U R The Biggest Fool In This World
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Ab Yahan Kya Certificate Doon
Haan. ..

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Oey !!

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Kuch Nahi Yar
Kam Karo Apna ..

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Jani�..
Ye Message Nahi Hai�
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Pehle Hi Kaha Tha Ki Yeh
Message Nahi Ha

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SIRF
Tapana Tha:-)

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Kabhi socha hai ki garam tawe pe popcorns kyo uchhalte hain?



Kabhi khud baithna, pata chal jaayega.

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Asman par udte hue parinde se kisi ne pucha
kya tumhe Zameen par girne ka dar nhi?
Usne gaur se usse dekha aur kaha..
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Salleya shakal changi nai tan gall tan changi karlea kar..... !!!

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Kaha Na Mat Puch

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Abhi Rat Boht Ho Gai Hai
Or Suraj Bhi Sar Pe Hai
Fan B Band Hai
Phir Bhi Sardi Lag Rahi Hai
Paseene Se Bura Hal Ho Chuka Hai
Me Abhi Bike Start Kr K
Taxi Me Beth Kr Rikshaw Se Utar K
Bus Wale Ko Kiraya De K Station Ja Raha Hun
Dost Ki Flight Hai
Wo Dubai Se Aa Raha Hai
Us Ko Pakistan Jana Hai Or
Cycle B Puncher Ho Gai Hai
Petrol Mil Gya To Ghora Gari Me Beth Jaon Ga Wesy Aj Pedal Chalne Me Maza Arha Hy

Moral:
FARIGH Log Sb Kuch Parhte Hain.

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Yun Hi Time Pass Hota Hai Faraz..

Wah Wah

Yun Hi Time Pass Hota Hai Faraz



Urao Bana K Kaghaz K Jahaz..

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Sare
Friends
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Kam
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Laga
Donga
Saray
Dost
Hath
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Mobile
Pakar
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Msg
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Honge
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Sb
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Kam
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Liye
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Hon
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Phir
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Kitni
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Ab
Ye
Msg
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Khatam
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Ghusa
Na
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Ap
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Bahar ao main tmhary ghar k bahar khara hoon







Esa keh k dosto ko tang nahi karna chahiye.

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pAtA hAi kiA�





chAlO rEhnAy dO�.bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi�.;


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1 Admi K 3 Dost Thy
3no Doctor Thy
2 Pagal Thy
1 Ko Samjh Nhi Ati Thi
Jis Ko Samjh Nhi Ati Thi
Us K 3 Hospital Thy
2 Band Thy
1 Kholta Nhi Tha
Jo Kholta Nhi Tha
Us Main 3 Fans Thy
2 Band Thy
1 Chalta Nhi Tha
Jo Chalta Nhi Tha
Us Ko 3 Mekanik K Pas Ly Gye
2 Ko Kam Nhi Ata Tha
1 Sy Hota Nhi Tha
Jis Sy Hota Nhi Tha
Us K 3 Shaagird Thy
2 Aty Nhi Thy
1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha
Wo Wohi Shuru Wala Admi Tha
Jis K 3 Dost Thy.

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Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

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'"Mere Pyare
OR
Azeez Doston"


Aslam-O-Alekum

pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen..

main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga,

main koi manjan ya haazme ka chooran bechne nahin aaya..

na hi kisi masjid ka chanda lene aaya hoon..

or na hi 15 rupay wali english ki kitab hai mere paas..

bas salam kar ke
70 nekiyan kamani thien..
ALLAH HAFIZ'

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'kahan pe ho? Reply























Naheee krna plzz..

Jahan b ho
KHUSH raho Apne kharche pe!

Sub ko send karo aur dekho
kon kahan hy :;)'

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'Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa
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Bivi hy?? jo tareeqa dhoond rhay ho,;-)
Jazbat dekho zara aj kal k bachon ky... :p'

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'Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca...
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Is sms me se C.F.O delete kren Ek V.I.P sms mly ga?'

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'Yr aik favour chahiye thi.
kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st year ka.
Mjhe plz bs itna bata day k Agr hm quadratic Formula use krte huwe '0' ko equvilant len or varible ka square root nikaal k usko integrate kren,
To jo answer aye usko laplace equation me put kr k evaluate kren & constant ko neglect kr k uska invrse nikaal k graph paper pr plot kren to kya
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Us paper ka "Jahaaz" ban jyega?
Parh to ese rahay hy jese math k profesor ho:);)'

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'Yar wo larki mar gai hai


























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'Salam, Kia Haal hain, kiya ho raha hain, yar mujay Mubarak baat do mara Rishtaa Paka ho gaya hain.
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aap say dosti ka.... :)'

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'Maine apni lyf mein b0ht dhoke khaye hain.
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Apple,
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grapes,
guava,
strawberry.

Sb dhoke khaien hain.! 0r apne?:)'

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'Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se...!!!
"DOST"



































Kaha Na Mat Dekh..
Pagal He Kiya.:-S'

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Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo...
I am Waiting.'

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'Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool..


1-ksi ko free me itna free mat karo k
wo free me itna free ho jay ke free hi na rhne de
aur aap free hte hwe bi free na hon aur wo free
me ap ko free samjh kr aap ko free karde.


2-ksi se free me itna free ho jao
ke usay free me aap ke free hone ka pta na chale aur
 usay free me bhi free na rehne do aur
wo free hote huwe bhi free na ho aur wo free free me phansa rahe
or ap free me usay free krdo

kch smjye free me!'

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'Kya aap ko pata hy...?


Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy...?

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"jo aap k haath main hy abhi" :-)'

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Train me 2 adami safar kar rahe the.

1st: kahan se arahe ho?

2nd: Lahore se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?

2sd: Iqbal town

1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?

2nd: phase 2 se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?

2nd: aftab sahab k ghar se

1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?

Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?

dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein, time pass kar rahe hein.

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Sorry SMS

kabhi Tum Lout K Aao Mujhe Bas Itna Samjhao
Kahan Se Seekh Li Tum Ne Ada Mujh Ko Bhulane Ki
Tumhain Mujh Se Shikwa Tha Ya Koi Bhi Shikayat The
Zehmat To Zara Si Thi Na Ki Koshish Batane Ki


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jo bhi mila woh ham se khafa mila�
dekho dosti ka kya sila mila�
umar bhar rahi faqat wafa ki talash�
par har shaks mujh ko bewafa mila

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Likhne wale ek ehsan likh de..
Meri takdir me mere mohabbat ka pyar likh de..
Itna likh ki mera Yaar kabhi mujse naraz na ho..
Chahe to meri takdir mai gum hazar likh de�


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So Doorion Par Reh Kar Be Wo Mujh Say Juda Na Tha
Woh Meri Zindagi Tha Magar Be-Wafa Na Tha

Dol Na Zara Si Baat Ko Qayamat Bana Dala
Warna Kabhi Woh Mujh Say Itna Khafa Na Tha

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Lagta Hy Koi Hum Se Khafa Hy,

Per Hy Yaqeen Ke Uski Har Saans Mei Wafa Hy,

Nahi Hy Us Jaisa Koi Dunya Mei,

Tabhi To Us Par Yeh Jaan Bhi Fida Hy...

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Baat Baat Pe Jo Rooth Jate Hain,
Hath un se anjane main choot jate hain,

Koi bataye unko bara nazuk hai dosti ka rishta,
Hanste Hanste bhi Dil toot jate hain.

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Jab Koi Insaan Narazgi Khatam Karne Mai Pehel karta hai,

To is ka ye matlab hi nahi hota k wo galat tha..

Is ka matlab ye hai k usy Anna se ziada Rishty Aziz hain..!!!

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Koshishan Nakaam Thin Unko Mananey ki Wasi...


Na Jane Kahan se Seekhi Hain Zalim ne Adaain Rooth Jane Ki.

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Gila Shikwa He Kar Daalo k Kuch Waqt Kat Jaye...!


Labon pe Aap k Ye Khamoshi Achi Nahi Lagti.

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Wo Rootha Rootha Sa Lagta Hai,

Koi Tarkeeb Batao Manane Ki,

Main Zindagi Girwi Rakh Sakta Hoon,

Tum Qeemat Batao Muskurane Ki.

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Rooth jao Kitna Bhi Mana Lenge Hum
Door Jao Kitna bhi Pas Bula Lenge Hum

Dil Aakhir Dil hai Koi Samundar ki Rait Nahi
K Likh k Naam Aap Ka Mita Denge Hum.

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Dost ruthe to sab ruthe

phir ruthe to jag chute

agr phir ruthe to dil tute

or agar phir bhi ruthe to utar chappal mar saale ko jab tak chappal na tute.:

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Hum Gaye Thay Usay Mananay K Liye Magar..

Wo Khafa Acha Laga Hum Ne Khafa Rehnay Diya.

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Tashreeh))

Iss Shair Me Shaair Apnay Mehboob
Se Keh Raha Hai K..

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BHAARRR MEIN JAAA :-)

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Choti si Baat Par koi Shikwa na Karna,

Jab koi Bhool ho Jaye to Muaf Karna,

Naraz Tab Hona Jab Hum Pyar Torr Denge,

Kyun K Aisa Tab Hoga Jab Hum Dunya Chor Denge.

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Tumhari har baat zamanay se juda lagti hai,

Jany kya baat hai, Har baat adaa lagti hai,

Tumhary aany se baharon pe nikhaar aati hai,

Rooth jaty ho to taqdeer khafa lagti hai.

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Agar aadat aapki ruth jaane ki hai,
To hamari fitrat bhi manane ki hai,

Aap laakh koshish kar lo humse dur jaane ki,
Par hamari zid bhi hai duri mitaane ki.

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'Woh ek dost jpo rishtey mein kareeb sa lagta hai,

Bahut pass hai dil ke phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,

Bahut dino se aaya nahi koi khat ya telephone uska,

Shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hai'

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mein janta hoon ya mera rub janta hey yeh
k mein ney us shakhs ko dhoka nahi dyaa


khaja mein mana leta us ko, mager us ney
mujhe apni baat kenay ka moqaa nahi dyaa

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--> Ja ja k, kahan min'nate faryad kro gay

--> Lo hum ne tumhin maaf kia, kya yaad karo gay

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Andaz-e-dosti to 1 ada hai.
Uske bina zindagi mein na maza hai   

Isliye kehte hain humse na ruthna kabhi
Q k dost ka ruthna bhi 1 saza hai

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us shaks sy jb tk koi baat nahi hoti
din nahi nikalta,raat nahi hoti.


na khafa hwa karay wo,usay kehna,
bin us k mukammal mere zaat nahi hoti..

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Zindagi to bohat kam hai mohabbat k lie,
Rooth kr waqt gawane ki zarorat kia hai


Rooth jane ki ada hum ko bhi ati hai,
Kash hota koi hum ko bhi mananay k liye�

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Rooth jane ki ada hum ko bhi Aati hai "Faraz"

Kaash hota koi hum ko bhi manane wala..!

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Na Tum Baz Aao Na Hum Baz Aaen.

Baraber Khafa hon Barabar Manaen.

Bahot Khoobsurat hain Taiwar Tumhary.

Khafa ho Agar bhi to Lagty ho Pyary.

Meray G Mai Aae Gale se Laga Lon.

Ada Roth jane ki Tum Se Chura Lon.

Tumhari Adaa Hum Tumhi Ko Dikhaen.

Na Tum Baz Aao Na Hum Baz Aaen.

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Teri Berukhi Pe Koi Aitraz Nahi Humen Dost.

Kis Haal Mai Hain Hum! Itna to Pooch Liya Karo.

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BAHUT UDAAS HAI KOI TERE JANE SE
HO SAKE TO LAUT KE AA KISI BAHANE SE
TU LAAKH KHAFA SAHI MAGAR EK BAR TO DEKH
KOI TOOT SA GAYA HAI TERE RUTH JANE SE

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Jo rahte hai dil mein,
vo juda nahi hote,
kuch ahsas lafzo mein bayan nahi hote,

ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,
vo itney achay hain ki kabhi khafa nahi hote.

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'"Kis baat pay rootha hai wo pata ho to manao,

"GALIB"

"Wo rooth to jata hai magar, Shikayat nahi karta...'

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Mai Wohi Hun Jise Tum Dost Kaha Karte The
Din Mai So B Aar Mera Naam Liya Karte The

Aaj Kya Baat Hai Q Khafa Baithe Ho?
Kya Kisi Or Ko Apna Dost Bana Baithe Ho?

Faasle Itne To Pehle Na Hua Karte The
Mai Wahi Hun Jise Tum Dost Kaha Karte The

Tum Bhool Gaye Ho To Koi Baat Nahi
Zakham To Pehle Bhi Is Dil Pe Laga Karte The

Mai Wohi Hun Jise Tum Dost Kaha Karte The

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Zara si baat pr rooth jana ACHA Nhi,
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Itna b kisi ko satana ACHA Nhi,
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Bicher gaye to boht pachtao gay TUM,
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Yunhi gheron ki baton men ana ACHA Nhi,

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Kr Dena Maaf Hmko Dilse Agr Tora Ho Kbhi Dil Tumhara

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Zindagi Ka Kya Bharosa Kal Kafan Men Lipta Mile

Tumko Ye �Dost� Tumhara�!!!

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Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni
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Koi likhta b nahi koi jalata b nahi
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Is qader akeley hogae hain ham aj kl
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Koi satata b nai koi manata b nai

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Tuj Se Ruthne K Bhane to Bohat Hen,
.sahil.
�Darte Hen Tu Mnane Na Aya To Kya Karen Ge Hum.


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Dhond Raha Hai Wo Hum Ko Bhool Jane Ka Tareeqa
�Parveen�
Sochte Hein Khafa Ho Ke Uski Mushkil Asaan kr Dein.

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Tumhen Jo Besabab Mujh Say�,
Khafa Hony Ki Aadat Hai!

Ye Aagaz-e-Judai Hai�?
K
Andaz-e-Mohabt Hai?

Wafa k Rung Mein Dekho�,
Jafa Achhi Nahi Hoti!

Kisi sy pyar main itni�.,
Ana achi nahi hoti!

Chlo ab maan b jao�.,
Bht c ho chuki ranjish!

Kisi din or kr lena�.,
Ye pori apni tum khwahish!

Faqat Kehny ki Batain Hain�,
Nibhata Kon Hai kis Ko.?

Chalo Ab Dekh Lety Hain.
Manata Kon Kis Ko Hai.

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Mana k bura hun magar itna bhi nahi,

Kuch nazron se gira hun magar itna bhi nahi,

Koi koshish to kare mujhe samaitne ki,

Main toot k bikhra hun magar itna bhi nahi,

Kon kehta hai hum waqif nahi adab-e-mohabbat se,

Thora bewafa hun magar itna bhi nahi,

Wo kam se kam manane to aye,

Main us se khafa hun magar itna bhi nahi.

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tum hasti ho hame hasane ke liye
tum roti ho hame rulane ke liye
tum 1 bar ruth kar deko meri jaan
mar javuga tume manane ke liye�

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Tu Hazaar Baar Bhe Rootha To
Manaa Loon Ga Tujhay
Aey Ham-dam

Magar Daikh

Mohabbaton Men
Meri jaga shamil
Koi Doosra Na Ho�!


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Unsay Roz Milnay Ko Dil Chahata Hain
Sunay Sunanay Ko Dil Chahata Ha Tha Kisi
Ka
Mannay Ka Andaz Asa Kah Pher Sa
Ruth Janay Ko Dil Chahata Hain

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Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai��.

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Naa Jaane Kyn nazar Lagi Zamane Ki,
Ab Wajah Milti Nhi Muskurane Ki

Tumhara Gussa Hona To Jayaz Tha,
Humari Aadat Chut Gayi Manane Ki.

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Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

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Mafi maang lo?.

Me bht rhm dil hun..

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Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,

Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,

Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,

Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale Aana Hai.

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Tarpe To Buhat Per Woh Maan Nhi Paye

Is Dil Ki Muhabt Woh Jan Nhi Paye

1 Din Chale Jayege Is Duniya Se Tb Woh Kahege

Lout Aao Hum Tmhen Pehchan Nhi Paye..

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