Ajj Ki Hamar�
Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai �Khamoshi� , , ,
SHUKRIA.. ;->
GHAZAL Sunny Ka
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Dear Mere Pass Balance Nhi He
Plz 30 Ka Load Karwa Dn
Jaldi
Kanjos Insan
Kabhi Aadha Msg B Parh Lya Krn
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Mat Parh
Mat Parh
Chor Day
Mat Parh
Aray Janey Day
Abay Mat Parh
Chal Mera Keya Jata Hai
Parh Lay
Mainey Kon Sa Kuch Likha Hai.
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Kitna
�PYAR�-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!
Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
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Agar Aap Kahin Ja Rahe Ho
Or Kali Billi Rasta Kate To Is Ka Kia Matlab He ?
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Beti dodh ka glass p lo
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mujy nhi pina
Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?
Beti:maa apko b to dodh pasand nhi' phr b ap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaongi
Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti
Agr meri achi beti ho to dodh peelo' wrna mei tm se khafa ho jaon gi,
Beti:mama mujhe dodh pasnd to nai hai lakin ap khafa na hon mai p leti hon,
beti ne dodh pi lia,r apka shukria itna ghor se sms parhne ka:-)'
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'AAP KO AIK KAHANI SONATA HOON�
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'Chnd lines pesh kr raha hun,
pasand ayen to Taaliyan baja kr Duaon se Navaziye ga
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'Jo
Ho gaya
wo
Ho gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
wo Hoga
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Jo Nahi
Hona Hy
wo
Nahi Hoga
Kyun k
Jo
Hona Hy
wo to
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab
Dekhna ye Hy
K
Kia Hoga?
or
kese Hoga
or
nahi Hoga
to
Kia Nahi
Hoga?
Hone Ko to
Kuch B Hoga
Yehi
Sochna Hy
K
Kia Hoga?
Agr
Kuch Hoga
to thek Hoga
or
Nahi Hoga
to b
thek Hoga
or
Thek Nahi Hoga
to Kuch
Kese thek
Hoga?
Ab ap batao
k agey
Kia Hoga?
Nahi pata?
To
Kisi or Ko
ye msg
Bhejo
Time Pass Hoga
Nahi Hoga
To wo pagal to zaror hoga.'
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'Ek tha Raja
Ek thi Rani
Dono mar gae,
Khatam Kahani!
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Neeche Kya Laash dakhne hy?
Bola na Kahani Khatam. . . .'
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Dear all,
My wedding is fixed next month, second week inshalla.
So do come
mera matlab tha jub ho ge to asy msg karon ga.
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pAtA hAi kiA�
chAlO rEhnAy dO�.bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi�.;->
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Jb koi Sms nhi karta.
itna gussa aata h.
dil to chahata hai.
Chappal utar kar
Aaram se baith jau aur sochu
bhejna hi nahi aata hoga.
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Ankho se aansoun ki judai kar do�
Dil se gamo ki vidai kar do�
Agar dil na lage kahi,
To Aa jao
MERE GHAR KI SAFAI KAR DO�
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Aap Main 10 Qualities Hain..!
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Kisi Ne Pora
Khaali Msg Bheja Hai..
Yeh Koi Insaneyt Ha?
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Hina Ne Sana Ko
Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko
Nadia Ne Nazia Ko
Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko
Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko
Aliya Ne Aamina Ko
Bushara Ne Babra Ko
Aneela Ne Ateeqa Ko
Farah Ne Rizwna Ko
Humera Ne Kiran Ko
Sakina Ne Shakila Ko
Aur Maine Yeh Message Ap Ko Bhej Diya
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Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai
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Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Ha!
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Dusro Ki Ha Me Ha Milate Hai�.
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U R The Biggest Fool In This World
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Kabhi khud baithna, pata chal jaayega.
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Asman par udte hue parinde se kisi ne pucha
kya tumhe Zameen par girne ka dar nhi?
Usne gaur se usse dekha aur kaha..
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Abhi Rat Boht Ho Gai Hai
Or Suraj Bhi Sar Pe Hai
Fan B Band Hai
Phir Bhi Sardi Lag Rahi Hai
Paseene Se Bura Hal Ho Chuka Hai
Me Abhi Bike Start Kr K
Taxi Me Beth Kr Rikshaw Se Utar K
Bus Wale Ko Kiraya De K Station Ja Raha Hun
Dost Ki Flight Hai
Wo Dubai Se Aa Raha Hai
Us Ko Pakistan Jana Hai Or
Cycle B Puncher Ho Gai Hai
Petrol Mil Gya To Ghora Gari Me Beth Jaon Ga Wesy Aj Pedal Chalne Me Maza Arha Hy
Moral:
FARIGH Log Sb Kuch Parhte Hain.
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Yun Hi Time Pass Hota Hai Faraz..
Wah Wah
Yun Hi Time Pass Hota Hai Faraz
Urao Bana K Kaghaz K Jahaz..
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Friends
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Laga
Donga
Saray
Dost
Hath
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Mobile
Pakar
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Msg
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Phir
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pAtA hAi kiA�
chAlO rEhnAy dO�.bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi�.;
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1 Admi K 3 Dost Thy
3no Doctor Thy
2 Pagal Thy
1 Ko Samjh Nhi Ati Thi
Jis Ko Samjh Nhi Ati Thi
Us K 3 Hospital Thy
2 Band Thy
1 Kholta Nhi Tha
Jo Kholta Nhi Tha
Us Main 3 Fans Thy
2 Band Thy
1 Chalta Nhi Tha
Jo Chalta Nhi Tha
Us Ko 3 Mekanik K Pas Ly Gye
2 Ko Kam Nhi Ata Tha
1 Sy Hota Nhi Tha
Jis Sy Hota Nhi Tha
Us K 3 Shaagird Thy
2 Aty Nhi Thy
1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha
Wo Wohi Shuru Wala Admi Tha
Jis K 3 Dost Thy.
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'"Mere Pyare
OR
Azeez Doston"
Aslam-O-Alekum
pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen..
main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga,
main koi manjan ya haazme ka chooran bechne nahin aaya..
na hi kisi masjid ka chanda lene aaya hoon..
or na hi 15 rupay wali english ki kitab hai mere paas..
bas salam kar ke
70 nekiyan kamani thien..
ALLAH HAFIZ'
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'kahan pe ho? Reply
Naheee krna plzz..
Jahan b ho
KHUSH raho Apne kharche pe!
Sub ko send karo aur dekho
kon kahan hy :;)'
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Jazbat dekho zara aj kal k bachon ky... :p'
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'Yr aik favour chahiye thi.
kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st year ka.
Mjhe plz bs itna bata day k Agr hm quadratic Formula use krte huwe '0' ko equvilant len or varible ka square root nikaal k usko integrate kren,
To jo answer aye usko laplace equation me put kr k evaluate kren & constant ko neglect kr k uska invrse nikaal k graph paper pr plot kren to kya
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Parh to ese rahay hy jese math k profesor ho:);)'
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'Salam, Kia Haal hain, kiya ho raha hain, yar mujay Mubarak baat do mara Rishtaa Paka ho gaya hain.
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Apple,
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Sb dhoke khaien hain.! 0r apne?:)'
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"DOST"
Kaha Na Mat Dekh..
Pagal He Kiya.:-S'
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I am Waiting.'
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'Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool..
1-ksi ko free me itna free mat karo k
wo free me itna free ho jay ke free hi na rhne de
aur aap free hte hwe bi free na hon aur wo free
me ap ko free samjh kr aap ko free karde.
2-ksi se free me itna free ho jao
ke usay free me aap ke free hone ka pta na chale aur
usay free me bhi free na rehne do aur
wo free hote huwe bhi free na ho aur wo free free me phansa rahe
or ap free me usay free krdo
kch smjye free me!'
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'Kya aap ko pata hy...?
Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy...?
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"jo aap k haath main hy abhi" :-)'
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Train me 2 adami safar kar rahe the.
1st: kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: Lahore se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?
2sd: Iqbal town
1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd: phase 2 se
1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?
2nd: aftab sahab k ghar se
1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?
Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?
dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein, time pass kar rahe hein.
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