Love SMS

"Nafrat"
Ho Jay Gi
Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se, . ,


"Muhabat"
Kisi Se
"Beshumar"
Kr K Dekhna. . .


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Be Rehmi Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo.



Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.....!!!!!


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Wo Na Aye Par Unki Yaad Aakar Wafa Kar Gayi,
Rahi Tamana Har Waqt Milne Ki Mere Aman Sukun Tabah Kar Gayi,
Der Par Ahat Suni Koi Par Socha Asar Dua Kar Gayi,
Drwaza Khola To Koi Nahi Tha Mazak Hamare Sath Hawa Kar Gayi


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2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:
1 Din Chira Bola:
Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?
Chirya:
Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena
Chira:
Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta
Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye
Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy
1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga
Tbhi Chirya Boli:
Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.
Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya
Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti
Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha
Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K
Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti. 

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A Little but Sweet Love Story"

BOY:
Dekho mene naya cell lia!

GIRL:
Wah! chalo "Ramada" me Party dedo!

In Evening, dey Went to "Ramada Plaza"

(After Completing Dinner)

GIRL:
Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?

BOY:
Cell Sale Kar dya!
Tm se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-) 

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Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA takra gaye,
dekhne wale b chakra gaye,
 
uper se awaz aayi ye kisi vedai hai
mehbob ki DOLI ko dekhne yaar ki MIYAT Aayi hai 

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Jab husn burke mein sadak par chala karta tha,
ek diwana peeche-2 chala karta tha,

socta tha ki kab hawa chale aur husn ka deedar ho.

Ek din diwana chal basa. kuch din baad husn ko deewane ki yaad ayi.

jab woh kabar par ayi to andar se aawaz ayi..waah re khuda aaj mein hoon parde mein aur woh benakab ayi. 

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"Paa" k tmhein Hum khona nahi chahty.
Judai main
Tmhare Hum rona nahi chahty..
Bas zindagi bhr
Tum Humary hi rehna,
Q<k> Hum b to kisi or k hona nahi
chahty..

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M�H����T k�a ha�...?

Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy.

Maths ne kaha: khush�+gham.

�slam�yat ne kaha: 1 �badat hy.

Geography ne kaha: d�lon k� sarhaden open krne ka nam hy.

Sc�ence ne kaha: 2 dilon k darm�yan kash�sh hy.

H�story ne kaha: taj mahal ka dosra nam hy.

Or aap k�a kehte ho...?reply must

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Mere Kandhe Pe Ser Rakh Ker�
Us Ne Pucha Ke Kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge

Maine Hanste Howe Kaha Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandhon Pe Na Uthayen..

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Teri Bheegi Palkon Se Aansoon Chura Lenge Hum,
Apni Yaad Se Tere Har Pal Ko Saja Denge Hum,
Pass Rahne Se Hi Pyar Sacha Nahin Kahlata,
Door Rah Ke Bhi Pyar Nibhana Jante Hai Hum

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PALKO PUR NA GUJNU SAJAY KARO;
ANKHO MAI NA KAJAL LAGAYA KARO!
MAI TO MUR JAAUNGA TERI SAADGI PAR;
KAJAL SE GAAL PAR TIL NA BANAYA KARO

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DEAR CUSTOMER:

Assalam-o-Aliakum,

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER

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Muhbbt me Nhi hy Shart,
Milnay ya Bichharnay ki,
.
ye in Khud-Gharz Baaton se,
Bahut Aagay ki Dunya hy.

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Mohabat Zindagi Ke Faislon Se Larr Nehi Sakti..!!

Kisi Ko Khona Parta Hai, Kisi Ka Hona Parta Hai..!

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�Nazuk� Mizaaj Hai Wo Itna K Kuch Na Pocho
?        ��

�Suna� Hai Usay Neend Nahi Ati Apni Dharknon K Shor Se.

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Kis Qadar Masoom saa Lehja tha us ka,,
�FARAZ�,,,

Dheeray se
,,�JAAN�,,
keh kar,,
,,�BE-JAN�,,
kar diya��!!!!

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Hum ye nahi kehtay k koi un k liye Dua na maangay,
MOHSIN
Hum to bas itna chahtay hain k
Koi Dua me Unhain na maangay..

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 wo  bi  kya  din  they  hum  roz  mila   karte  they

 rat   bahr  chand   k  hamra   phira   kartey   they

 hamian  jo  dekh   kar   guzr   jate  hian     pas  se

kabi us shakhs se hum kitna pyar kya  karte  they

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Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
 Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.

 Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
 Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga.

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Teray ird gird hain ghomtay,

Meri zindagi k muamlay,

Tujhy dhond lenay k shok main,

Menay apna aap ganwa dia...

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Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,

Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

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Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,

Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai

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Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,

Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye

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Mujhe maloom hai mera mukadar tum nahi


Meri takdeer se chup ker ek baar mere ho jao

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Sacha Pyar

    kisi ne kha Phool se
    k
    mujh ko bata
    tu aaj tak ku khilta raha

    tu ne to di sub ko khushbo
    tujh ko kiya milta raha ?

    Phool ne muskura kar kha abhi tu nadan hia
    Jeevan ke Sachey Pyar se abhi tu anjan hia

    dene ke badley kuch lena
    wo tu aik karobar hai

    jo de ker bhi kuch na mangey
    wo hi tu Sacha Pyar hai.

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Ek Roz Yunhi Chalte Chalte Uss Ne Pocha Mujh Se,
Kon Ho Tum?
Aur
Kon Hon Men?
Mei Muskuraya
Aur Kaha,
Raasta Hon Main,
Aur
Manzil Ho Tum.

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0% i hate u,
10% so nice u,
20% so cute u,
30% so kind u,
40% so need of u,
50% found of u,
60% my deal u,
70% i want u,
80% i miss u,
90% i like
100% @};-I@};-Love@};-U@};-

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'A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Boht Azim Insan Tha Jis Ne Ye A,B,C Banai

Magr 1 Mistake Kr Gaya

Nalaiq Ne

"I" Ko "U"

Se Boht Dor Kr Dya.'

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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

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Khuda ne mujhse kaha� Ishq na kar tu diwana ho jayega!

Maine kaha aiye khuda� Tu msg padhnewale se to mil.. Tujhe bhi ishq ho jayega!

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 Dil Chahta Hai Tumse Pyari si Baat Ho,
Khamosh Taraane Hon, Lambi si Raat Ho,
Fir Unse Raat Bhar Yahi Meri Baat Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Jindgi Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Kaynaat Ho.

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LOVING Day �
Aj koi meri aisi Baat Batain jo apko Bohat Piyari laghti ho.?
Ans: ��..?

.

.

Reply  but truely�


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ONELY FOR ____U____

Agr Duniya main Sub hi Apsy Pyar krty hain

ToAp samjh lena k �ME� in sub main sy Ek hun

Agr Apko lagy k bas kuch Log apsy Pyar krty hain

To Ap samjh lena k in kuch main ek �ME� bhi hun

Agr apko lagy k sirf Ek hi insan apsy Pyar krta hai

To

Ap samjh lena wo �ME� hi hon

Agr apko lagy k is Duniyan main apsy koi Pyar ni krta

To

Samjh leNa k �ME� ab is Duniya main ni hon�


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Fish said to

water:

"You can't see my Tears because i

am in you"!

Water replied:

"But I can feel your Tears Because

you are in Me". . . :(


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Love is IODEX
hr kisam k dard
Dour kary"

LOVE is SUPEREME
"yehi to hai wo apna pan"

LOVE is HABIB COOKING OIL
"Q K ye dil ka mamla hai"

Love is GOLD LEAF
"sehat k liye muzzir hai"

Love is SUFI BANASPATI
"jo naam hai aitemaad ka"

Lekin asal may
Love is DISPRIN
"Bachoon ki pohanch se door rakhaen.

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Kabhi Utr0 Y0n Mere Dil K Kachay Aangan Mein..

Kisi Udaas Musam Mein..

Kisi Veeran Lumhe Mein..

Chupke Se Dabe Pa0n..

Meri Ankh0n Pe Rakh do Haath Apne..

Aur Hunste Hoye Keh do..!!!

B0jh L0 t0 Hum Tumhare..!!!

Nahi t0 Aap Humare..!i!i

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Sitaray asman men chamakte hen,

Badal door se baraste hen,

Hum b kitne ajeeb hain

Aap dil mein rehte hain.

Aur hum mulaqat ko taraste hain.

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Tu Aaina Hai Mujhko Tera Khayal Rakhna Hai
Kahin Tu Toot Na Jaiy Tujhay Sambhal Rakhna Hai

Harr Ek Masley Ka Teray Hal Nikaal Rakhna Hai
Zahanat Se Apni Tujhay Hairat Main Daal Rakhna Hai

Gar Jo Kabhi Tu Tark-e-Talluq Ki Baat Karay
Rok Kar Tujhay Kal Taal Rakhna Hai


Teray Dard Ko Chun Lena Hai Palkon Se Apni
Teray Waastey Khud Ko Nidhaal Rakhna Hai

Nahi Doobnay Dena Tujhay Dukh Ke Darya Main
Teray Wajood Ki Naaow Ko Uchaal Rakhna Hai

Balaaon Ko Teri Duaaon Se Rook Loon Apni
Teray Chaar Soo Apnay Hathon Ki Dhaal Rakhna Hai

Sunaoon Aisi Dhunn Kay Na Ho Tujhko Kabhi Talab
Apni Hansi Mein Woh Munfarid Kamaal Rakhna Hai

Na Ho Jaye Kabhi Tujhko Meray Ro Baru Nadamat
Teray Samnay Hamesha Aasan Sawal Rakhna Hai

Bichar Ke Mujhse Na Jaye Tu Dunya Ki Thokaron Main
Tujhko Apnay Paas Rakh Kar Lazawaal Rakhna Hai

Kho Na Jaye Tu Zindagi Ke Andhairon Main Kahin
Teray Waastay Ujaaloon Ko Ghulam Rakhna Hai

Raha Muntazir Uska Tu Dhoop Main Ahl-e-WAFA
Woh Jab Lautay Tou Chaoon Ko Nikaal Rakhna Ha

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True Love ?
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A Psychic Talking To
A Ghost..

PSYCHIC: Why Did You
Die ... ?

GHOST: I Was Hit By A
Car Trying To Save
Someone.

PSYCHIC: Why?

GHOST: Because I Don't Want
Her To Get Hurt.

PSYCHIC: You Really Love Her
A Lot Because You've
Sacrificed Your 0wn Life Just
For Her.
May be She's Sad Now,
Because 0f Your Death.

GHOST: No. She's Very Happy
Because The 0ne That
I Saved Is The Man
Whom She Loves. . . =/

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A best relation is.!

When someone hurt u, u dont hurt back..
When someone hit u, u dont hit back..but,
When someone needs u, u always come back.

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Mana k Sapne ka
pehla lafz "S"
hota hai

lekin

agr "S" ko nikal do

to

"apne" reh jate ha

Or

Agr Aap jese "APNE" na hon

to

Sapne koi mayene nahi rakhte.

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Duniya Me Sab Se Qeemti ,
Aur
Mahengi Tareen She ?
Jiska Koi Wajood Bhi Nahen . . .
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~( M�h��b4t )~

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"PYAAR"Ka pehlaLafz"P"


hai,




Lekin:




Agar"p"ko nikal do to


"YAAR"reh jata hai,




Aur agar





Aape jese"YAAR"




Ho to Zindagi se B
"PYAAR"


Ho Jata Hai............-;>

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If u want to "Miss me"
If u want to "Feel me"
So...
Close ur Eyes, and keep ur hand on ur Heart,
and
Then Listen....
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak.....
Yes!Its me!!

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Lrkyiu k hath me mehandi achi lgti hai
.
.Aur lark0n k haath me mehandi wale hath. . .
A dedicati0n to all r0mantc pers0nalities

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Very touching line by Shakespeare from his novel,


" I am Mad for her...but why I am not made for her....? "

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"Classic Words"
Mohabbat Kisi Aise Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi karti Jis Ke Sath Raha Jaye,
Mohabbat To Aise Shakhs Ki Talash krti Hai Jis Ke Baghair Na Raha Jaye.

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A SAD STORY
eK LARKI KO RING CHAHIYE THI nd LARKE NE USKO TEDDY BEAR DIA
LARKI NE GHUSSE SE USE ROAD PER PHENK DYA LARKA
WOH TEDDY BEAR LE HI RAHA THA K eK CAR K BEECH A GAYA nd MAR GAYA
 LARKI NE RO KAR TEDDY BEAR KO GALE LAGAYA TO TEDY BEAR ME SE AWAZ AYE

WILL u MARRY ME? "THE RING IS IN MY POCKET" =P

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Mujhy aj bhi us ki bepanah mohabbat rony nahi daiti,

Jo kehta tha pagal meri jaan nikal jaye gi teray Ansoo girnay say pehlay. . .

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Tum ko barish pasand hai.
Mujhe barish me TUM,

Tum ko hasna pasand hai.
Mujhe hastey hue TUM,

Tum ko bolna pasand hai.
Mujhe boltey hue TUM,

Tum ko sab kuch pasand hai.
Or Mujhe bas TUM�

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Duniya Mein 6 Arab Log Hain,

Main Nahi JantA K Main apko Q SmS BaijhtA RehtA Hon
Shayad

Is Liaye K
*5,999,999,999*

L�go me se

1 bhi apki Jaga Nahi Le Sakta.

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Aap mere liye ik Phool
ki tarah ho .

Jise Hum chor b
nahi sakte
or tor b
nahi sakte.

torr liya to
Murjha Jao gy.
chorr
diya to Koi
our ley jaye ga..

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Hr L�mh� 1 Khy�l,
Hr Khy�l  1 S�w�l,
Hr Sw�l 1 Jw�b,
Hr Jw�b 1 Um�d,
Hr Um�d 1 S�pn�,
Hr S�pn� 1 Arm�n,
Hr Arm�n 1 Y�d,
Hr Y�d Man
     *�SIRF �P�*

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Achi hy"Yaad"teri
acha hy"Naam"tera

Ay door rahne
wale kesa hy"Haal"tera

Dil me teri"Yaad"hy or"Honton"pe
Naam"tera

Mere dil me rhne wale tujko hy"Salam"mera.

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